I'm a bit hyperanalytical...

When I listen to music, I actually listen to the words. Which poses somewhat of a problem, as most songs are not well written.

Case in point: Destiny's Child's song "Independent Women" from Charlie's Angels. The opening lyrics are, "Question: Tell me what you think about me." That's not a question!

And another: Faith Hill's song "The Way You Love Me," which begins, "If I could grant you one wish, I wish you could see the way you kiss." I'm pretty sure if she could grant him one wish, it would have something to do with beer and naked women and a desert island. She wants to grant him the wish that she's already picked! What's up with that?

I could go on forever, but there's more music to be heard.....